THE SEMI-OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF JAN EVAN WHITFORD

 

EXCERPT from MYSTIC FEAR

CHAPTER 1

  JUNIOR FERGUSON should've known he was going to have a bad day when his mother caught him spanking the monkey before breakfast. At least, that's what he just told me.

“More information than I need to know,” I said, as I wrote out his summons. I’d caught Junior in possession of undersized fish he’d poached in a restricted area and was citing him for it. That’s because it’s my job. My name is Nikki O’Connor and I’m an environmental police officer. My patrol territory is the southern Rhode Island coast, in particular, a twelve-square-mile hunk of rock in Narragansett Bay called Mystic Island.

Junior scowled, whipped off his Red Sox cap, and threw it down. “You know what? Life sucks!”

            I looked around. Snowy egrets tiptoed through the marsh. With stealth, they combed through eelgrass, spearing baitfish. The smell of sweet honeysuckle hung in the air and a red-winged blackbird rasped out its distinctive cry. A warm morning breeze ruffled the sea oats and from all outward appearances, life did not, in fact, suck.

            Junior continued his tirade: “You clam cops’re always on my case. Worse, I gotta get hassled by a chick clam cop.”

             “Well, Junior, what can I tell you? You’re fishing in a restricted area, catching baby fluke again. When are you going to get it?”

                 “Ever’one’s always on my case,” he growled.  “Ma harpin’ for me to get a job, makin’ me go to summer school so I can graduate, and now this.”

            “Good for your mom. But that doesn’t change the facts.” 

On a small island, you get to know everyone pretty well. I’d known Junior for about a year now. Despite his many fishing violations, I found him to be pretty likeable—even through his façade of bravado. And his attitude didn’t surprise me, probably par for an insecure, eighteen-year-old, death-camp-thin, pothead burnout.

            He shot me a sour look, flipped back his filthy blond tresses, and snorted. “Anyway, don’t you got anythin’ better to do than hassle me? Like, get a life and stuff?”

                “Maybe you should take your own advice, Junior. I see you’re still driving your mom’s minivan.”

            He shuffled his feet and averted his eyes. Not only was his mom’s minivan pastel pink, but it also had Mary Kay Cosmetics decals plastered on both side doors and the tailgate window. A sticker on the back bumper read:  I LOST MY SELF-RESPECT AT WES’ RIB HOUSE

            He clomped off, grumbling and kicking at the ground.

            “Have a nice day,” I called after him. I climbed into my duty SUV and headed for the Seabreeze RV Resort and Campground on the west side of the island. On the radio, a pompous talk show host pontificated about how he thought things ought to be, so I changed stations where Al Green sang about how his love made him feel brand-new. That suited me better.

My cell phone trilled. I turned down my radio and picked up. “Hello?”

“Nikki? It’s Frank.” Frank Anderson was Chief of Police in Benedict’s Landing. We had dated once, way back in high school. Despite the fact that we were both married, he was still trying to hustle me.

“Hello, Frank. What’s up, as if I didn’t know.”

He chuckled. “You’re reading me wrong. This isn’t a social call. Listen, babe, you remember a guy named Marion Hess, Franklin High, our class of ‘75?”

            “Don’t call me ‘babe’. And sure, I remember Hess. The creep followed me around my whole senior year, freaked me out. I think the bastard killed my cat.”

            “Kilt your cat? Whoa! You heard what happened to him after high school?”

            “Just what I saw in the papers. He was suspected of raping and killing three girls out in New Mexico. If I remember right, they only convicted him of one murder, though, and second-degree at that. He’s doing time in the State Penitentiary, right?”

                 “Maybe not. Hess is up for parole.”

                What?

            “Yeah, huh? Horrific what he did to those girls, really. Those sexual mutilations? Anyway, I heard there was some damn problem with the evidence¾shades of O.J. Deal is, he did seven years as a model prisoner and now he’s up for parole, can you believe that?”

            I felt light-headed. “How do you know all this?”

“An old army buddy of mine. The guy’s an Albuquerque detective.”

“Anyway, I don’t see how it concerns me.”

            “Probably doesn’t, but I’ll keep you posted.”

“Thanks, Frank. I’d appreciate it. Bye.”

Feeling unsettled, I continued on to the campground. It stood in pretty good shape, considering a Category-5 hurricane had just about demolished it last summer and I’d almost drowned. That was my first year here. I’d been a divorced, single mom for longer than I cared to remember, but in the fall, after the hurricane, I ended up marrying Steve Marshall, one of the campground gatehouse attendants. For the sake of simplicity, I decided to hang on to my maiden name of O’Connor and Steve had no problem with that. He worked part-time at the campground and did a little carpentry but his passion was writing; he’d made a little money from a couple of his articles and had a novel manuscript in the hands of an agent. 

Steve ambled out of his tiny gatehouse hut when I pulled up. “Well,” he said. “If it isn’t my favorite clam cop.”

            Steve always made me laugh and I had no doubt he was the love of my life, especially after the jerk I’d divorced years ago and the few assorted losers I’d dated after that. Handsome in an offhanded sort of way, Steve was the kind of guy who got better looking the more you got to know him: athletic, sexy, thoughtful and romantic―not a bad catch. He also had Mel Gibson eyes and a talent for blowing away my self-doubts and excising me from occasional binges of self-pity.

            I handed him a bag and a cold can of soda. “Here. Since neither of us had time to fix lunches this morning, I picked up sandwiches from the deli.”

            “Great,” he said. “I’m starving. No wonder I married you—you’re so thoughtful.”

            “Well, Junior Ferguson probably doesn’t think so. I just busted him.”

            “No surprise there. Illegal fishing again?”

            “Yep. Anyway, I’m going to make my rounds and then head back to the station. See you at home around four?”  

            By home, I was referring to our 34-foot Pace Arrow motorhome we’d given ourselves as a wedding present last November. We were staying in it at the campground this summer and got our site for free because I’d agreed to be an unofficial park ranger on my off-duty hours—or whenever I could help out. We kept an apartment in the village for when the campground closed for the season.

            Steve shook his head. “I have to meet someone in Bristol after work. Probably won’t make it back until six or so.”

            “Okay, see you then.” I blew him a kiss and headed into the camping area.

            Several campers were out and about and as I drove around, I could smell the tantalizing aroma of bacon and coffee. Combined with the wood smoke and salt air, the atmosphere was euphoric. Even though a chill hung in the air, most of the 140 RV sites had already been filled and a few hardy souls even occupied the tent area. I drove down to the recently repaired, two-hundred-foot dock that jutted out into Narragansett Bay. The wind had picked up. High tide slapped at the pilings.

After parking, I got out, took a deep breath, and appreciate my surroundings. I strolled out on the dock to where small clusters of Asian Americans were fishing for scup. Nearby, a few of the town locals cast plugs for striped bass. Feet shuffled and heads turned away as I passed, and I couldn’t help but notice the overt body language.

I headed for a guy I knew well, a jug-eared little troll named Petey Fottler. Petey worked the second shift at the campground gatehouse, a job he’d taken up since retiring from a career at a fortune cookie factory in Brockton, Mass. Being half-Chinese on his mother’s side and in deference to that heritage, he liked to speak in the language of fortune cookie sayings: Fortunese.

            I glanced into Petey’s empty bucket. “No luck?”

            “Luck finds those who seek it least.”

            I laughed. “You’re a jewel, Petey.”

            His brow furrowed. “Riches and jewels are not always what they seem.”

“Whatever that means,” I said, shaking my head.

Moving on down the line of fishermen, I checked their catches. One of them overturned his bucket and, with the help of his toe, what looked to be a dozen or so undersized fluke slithered off the dock and into the water. Grinning like a lotto winner, he tipped his cap to me, saying, “Oops.”

            I felt the color seeping into my face.

After checking a few more buckets, I walked out to the end of the dock. Even though lead-colored, mackerel clouds were forming up in the west, sunlight was winking in magical sparkles off dancing waves and a soulful buoy cling-clanged in the distance.

Yeah, from all outward appearances and despite Junior Ferguson’s opinion or Marion Hess’s parole status—life did not, in fact, suck.

            Of course, I’d been wrong before. 

 

 

 

EXCERPT from MYSTIC ISLAND
PART I

CLAM COP

I like my men to behave like men–strong and childish.
– FRANCOISE SAGAN

Chapter 1
A PISSED-OFF LOBSTERMAN probably wouldn't actually shoot anyone, right? At least, not in my experience. But a rumor was circulating that a crazy lobsterman named Manny Faria was waving a rifle around and making threats so, even though it was my day off, I figured I'd better check it out. That's because I'm an environmental police officer. Most times, fishermen jokingly call me a "clam cop", and I'm never sure whether they're trivializing my job, or making a sexist remark aimed at a certain part of my female anatomy.

Thin tendrils of early morning fog dissipated with the rising sun as I headed my Honda CR-V across Mystic Island to the Seabreeze RV Resort and Campground. I knew that the lobsterman in question worked out of the Seabreeze and that the campground was also a hotbed of illegal shell fishing. At the gatehouse, I eased my vehicle up behind an ancient, urine-colored pickup while a talk show host pontificated on my car radio about Paula Jones, Kenneth Starr, and how President Clinton was looking good for re-election next November.

As I snapped the radio off, I decided to be low key here and keep my ears open. A pickup truck ahead of me had SEABREEZE STAFF stenciled on its beat-up tailgate. The driver was leaning out his window and I could see a deep-set, wolfish eye, glaring out from a face sculpted by acne. He was talking to the gatehouse attendant who, I noticed, had an athlete's build and thick, silver hair. I was currently in sort of a heavy relationship with a man named Sully but I figured it wouldn't hurt to engage in a little minor league flirting here. More flies with honey, right?

I tilted the rearview mirror toward myself and did a quickie inventory: Hair? Unglamorous ponytail but clean and neat. Eyes? Could use a touch of mascara but at least they weren't bloodshot from the short night on my daughter's lumpy couch. Okay, lips? Disaster area. I fumbled in my purse for my lipstick. Someone once told me that my smile was generous, so I figured I'd better touch it up, just in case.

When I looked down, I had to do a mental eye roll at my oversized RISD sweatshirt and stonewashed jeans, the ones with the permanent oil paint on them. Oh well, I thought. Somewhere under there hid a figure that wasn't exactly material for the Victoria's Secret catalog, but then again, not too bad for almost forty . . .

"Yep," the man in the truck was saying, "Manny Faria's been raising hell on the dock. Someone ripped him off."

The guy at the gatehouse put his hands on his hips and shrugged. "Well, you know Manny, right? Anyway, you're a little late. A town cop has already come and gone. Said he gave Manny a stern warning."

"Good," said the man in the truck. He brushed his hand over his close-cropped hair, adding, "I'll rip into him too, but I ain't up for this shit. Too busy." He thumbed toward the bed of his pickup where he had a pile of signs for regulating the campground and then drove on in.

I eased my vehicle forward. Flashing my generous smile, I said, "Excuse me."

"Help you?" he asked, but then blinked. "Whoa. Your hair."

My smile evaporated. "What about it?"

"Uh, nothing. It's just . . . in the sunlight, it looks like, I don't know . . . spun copper or something."

I felt myself blush. "Or something," I mumbled. Letting my smile take over again, I extended my hand out the window. "My name is Nicole O'Connor. Call me Nikki."

He shook my hand a little longer than necessary, saying, "Steve Marshall. Definitely my pleasure."

"So this is the Seabreeze campground. My grandfather was stationed here during World War II, back when it used to be an Army fort."

Steve nodded absently.

What's he looking at? My nose? Oh, God, those damn freckles . . .

He cleared his throat, looked away. "Uh, yeah, fort. Well, most people don't know it but this area was also a prisoner of war camp for German officers. Just up the road are a couple of stone pillars that were built by the POWs."

"Really. Anything left of the fort?"

A shrug. "Not much. A couple of small bunkers, is all. Sometime back in the fifties, they brought in fill dirt and bulldozed everything over."

"I see. Well, It's been nice talking to you but I'd better get going. Actually, it's my day off. I was out on The Cape but had to come back early. And since I had some time, I wanted to check things out. This area's going to be my new watch."

"Watch?"

"Right. I'm an environmental police officer." I might as well have said I was a leper. With AIDS.

"Oh, that's great, just great," he growled. "Another clam cop, just what we need."
 
"Well pardon me all over the place."

"Hey, nothing personal. It's just that lobster stealing, illegal fishing, and other violations have been the rule here. You clam cops are as rare as grits in Boston, never around when you're needed."

"Look, it's true that we're a little shorthanded right now but--"

"Spare me. We've heard all the excuses. Nothing changes."

I could feel the tiny muscles bunching in my jaws. "Look, can I just go on in now? Or do I have to call my boss?"

"Suit yourself. If you hurry, you can catch The Falcon."

"Uh, Falcon?"

"The campground manager. That guy in that ugly truck just ahead of you? His name's Roger Starkweather but everyone calls him 'The Falcon' because he's always flying around in his truck, not doing much of anything. Kinda like you clam cops."

I was used to this abuse; like Rodney Dangerfield, we environmental police officers get no respect. Very little, anyway, especially if we're the female of the species, such as moi. Still, it took a concerted effort not to stomp the accelerator. 
 
I drove past a salt marsh and into the campground where well over a hundred RV and several tent sites nested around a cove of the bay. Whitecaps frothed randomly on the bay, waves washed over the rocks, and the view captivated me right away. A fresh, salt breeze released welcome endorphins, even though darkening clouds swirled in the west, signaling rain. 
 
Hearing pounding, I looked over and saw Starkweather nailing a NO PARKING sign to a utility pole so I drove over and got out. I'd just gotten his attention when a diesel engine sounded, coming around the bend.

"No mistaking that racket," Starkweather said, gesturing toward the new arrival's truck. He pinched his cigarette between his thumb and forefinger, pulled it out of his mouth, horked something up, and spit it on the ground. His grin made me think of a Moray eel I'd once see at the Boston aquarium.
 
Frowning, I sidestepped away and introduced myself.

"Clam cop, eh?" he said, shifting from foot to foot and pointedly looking at the arriving camper. Once the noisome diesel backed in and shut down, he cleared his throat. "You there!" he yelled, running over. "I don't want any loud parties this year."

Annoyed at being summarily dismissed, I hopped back into my CR-V, drove around the campground perimeter, and headed for the dock. Incredibly, Starkweather, a.k.a. The Falcon, beat me there, having just skidded to a stop alongside a man he hailed as Manny. Manny cut his eyes to me a couple of times; otherwise, they both ignored me while they talked.

Ah, I thought. So that's Manny Faria, the infamous rifle-toting lobsterman. But I didn't see any rifle and since one of the town cops and now Starkweather had warned him, I headed back toward the campground gatehouse. Time to go home, but first I thought I might give that guy on the gate a piece of my mind. What was his name? Steve? I pulled over and got out. Steve was busy with another camper. Remembering my plan to stay low key, I stood in the shade of the gatehouse and listened.

"Welcome back," Steve was saying to the newcomer.

"Thanks. Still on the gate, huh? You must like this job."

Steve shrugged. "It provides a few extra beans. I sold a few stories to magazines but until I can get my novel published, this campground gig will have to do. That, and any carpentry jobs I can scrounge up."

"You could always go back to bartending."

"No way."

The camper nodded. "Well, we'd better go set up. Say, is Manny Faria in? We're craving lobsters."

"Haven't seen him but he's around. He might not be in business long, though. I heard that his traps are getting robbed again."

"Really? Shit. If he's having problems, the price'll skyrocket."

After that camper drove in, yet another one pulled up. Although Steve was surely aware of my presence, he never even glanced my way. I tapped my foot.

"Steve!" cried the new arrival, "Semper Fi, buddy. Say, you still on the wagon?"

I arched an eyebrow. Wagon?

Steve laughed. "I am. And Semper Fi back at you."

"Here's a cold soda, then. How's it going?"

Steve popped the soda top. "Pretty good. Campground's already busy."

"Yeah, huh? By the way, you wouldn't happen to know if the lobsterman's set up, would you?"
 
By then I'd had enough of being ignored, thank you very much. I stomped back to my vehicle and peeled out.

 
AFTER LEAVING the Seabreeze campground, I cruised toward Benedict's Landing, Mystic Island's one time proverbial sleepy fishing village now plagued by encroaching tourism. Recreational boats peppered the harbor at the marina but a commercial fishing boat still nested against the town dock. 
 
I stopped at the market for a few things, and then drove to my apartment. Laden with groceries, keys, and purse, I let myself in, kicked the door shut behind me. 
 
My cat rubbed up against my leg, meowing plaintively.

"Scat, Mosey," I said, laughing. "In a minute."

Preoccupied with the cat and thoughts of driving to Providence to visit my grandfather, I headed for the kitchen and that's when I saw my boyfriend and another woman asleep, with legs entwined.
 
On my living room sofa bed.
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